fredag 14 oktober -  Lendiver stories: The Roomie Kiss
With: Colin Payne, 20 / Tyler Cornell, 25.
Söndag, 24 maj 2009, i deras lägenhet.

Claire Hawkins. Så jävla het. För drygt en vecka sedan hade Colin inte ens vetat vem hon var, och nu jobbade de tydligen ihop. Förra helgen hade Seth dragit med honom och Tyler till en bar, och då han varit ute för att ta en cigarett stötte han på henne, fortfarande ovetandes om vem hon var. Hon hade dragit in honom på toaletterna för att knulla (like, what the fuck), båda i tron om att ingen av dem skulle se den andre igen. Måndagen därefter vankades möte, och vem tror ni var där om inte hon. Claire Hawkins. Så jävla het.
Colin stod framför tvättstället i badrmmet och runkade. Han tänkte på Claire. Who else, liksom? När han kom stönade han högt och tömde satsen i tvättstället.
Han tvättade sina händer, stängde gylfen på sina mörkgrå, skinny jeans, låste upp dörren och gick ut i vardagsrummet. Hans rumskompis Tyler satt i soffan och petade på sin nya iPhone. Han tittade upp på Collin och flinade.
"Had the time of your life in there, Colin?"
Colin blängde på honom.
"Well, fuck you." sa han, och tillade sedan med ett flin: "But yeah, since you're asking, I had. I jizzed all over your tooth brush, sorry"
Tyler skakade på huvudet och himlade sig, för att sedan börja ta upp sin iPhone igen. Nästa gång han såg upp på Colin hade han sin mun halvöppen.
"What?" sa Colin och satte sig i andra änden av soffan.
Tyler skakade på huvudet som om hans tankar varit någon annanstans.
"Nothing" utbrast Tyler.
"What was that look on your face? Are you fucking day dreaming of me jerking off? You fucking faggot!"
"You're so fucking full of yourself, Colin"
"You were, just admit it! Like sooo what? You wanna butt fuck the shit out of me?" retades Colin, och flyttade sig närmare Tyler.
Nu var det Tylers tur att blänga på Colin.
"Cut it out ..." mumlade han.
Colin flinade, sedan böjde han sig över Tyler, som i sin tur försökte putta undan Colin då en våg av alkoholstank sköljde över honom. Colin hade druckit och var nu salongsberusad. Suck. Sedan, helt utan förvarning, kysste Colin Tyler på munnen. Därefter lämnade han soffa och började gå mot sitt sovrum.
"You fucking asshole!" ropade Tyler efter honom. What the holy fuck?! Det var extremt oväntat även från en full Colin. Han skulle aldrig ens i sin vildaste fantasi vågat drömma om att få vara med om det som precis hände. "Who's the fucking faggot now, Colin?! You're so fucking immature! Dickhead!!"
Colin flinade bara och försvann in till sitt sovrum.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! SÅ JÄVLA SÄMST!!!!


English:
Lendiver stories: The Roomie Kiss
With: Colin Payne, 20 / Tyler Cornell, 25.
Sunday, May 24th 2009, at their apartment.

Claire Hawkins. So fucking hot. When last week started Colin didn't even know who she was, and now they worked together. Last weekend his boss Seth decided to take Tyler and him to a bar, and when he had been out for a smoke he bumped into her, still unaware of who she was. She had dragged him along with her to the bathroom to fuck (like, what the hell), both of them in faith that they would never meet one another again. The monday that followed there were a bussiness meeting, and of course there she was. Claire Hawkins. So fucking hot.
Colin stood in front of the bathroom sink and jerked off. He thought of Claire. Who else, duh? When he came and he groaned loudly and jizzed down in the white porceline sink.
He washed his hands, pulled up the fly on his dark grey, skinny jeans, unlocked the door and went out to the living room. His roommate Tyler were sitting on the couch, touching the screen of his brand new iPhone. He looked up at Colin and grinned.
"Had the time of your life in there, Colin?"
Colin glared at him.
"Well, fuck you." he said, then added with a grin: "But yeah, since you're asking, I had. I jizzed all over your tooth brush, sorry"
Tyler shook his head and rolled his eyes, and poked on his iPhone again. The next time he looked up at Colin, he had his mouth half-open.
"What?" Colin said and sat down at the other end of the couch.
Tyler shook his head as if his mind had been elsewhere.
"Nothing" exclaimed Tyler.
"What was that look on your face? Are you fucking day dreaming of me jerking off? You fucking faggot!!!"
"You're so fucking full of yourself, Colin"
"You were, just admit it! Like sooo what? You wanna butt fuck the shit out of me?" Colin teased, and moved closer to Tyler.
Now it was Tyler's turn to glare at Colin.
"Cut it out ..." he mumbled.
Colin grinned, then he leaned over Tyler, who in turn tried to push Colin away as a wave of alcohol scent washed over him. Colin had been drinking and was now slightly drunk. Sigh. Then, unexpectedly, Colin kissed Tyler on his mouth. Then he left the couch to walk towards his bedroom.
"You fucking asshole!" Tyler shouted after him. What the holy fuck?! That was completely unexpected even from a drunk Collin, and he would never have dared to even imagined what just happened. "Who's the fucking faggot now, Colin?! You're so fucking immature! Dickhead!!"
Colin grinned and disappeared into his bedroom.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! SO FUCKING LAME!!